When in fourth primary class:
Girl #1: (in Spanish) (looks at rings on my hand) Are you married?
Me: No, ha ha, I’m only 22!
Girl #1: (in Spanish) Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: That’s a personal question.
Girl #2: (to Girl #1, in Spanish) You can’t ask those kinds of questions! That’s personal. (to me, in Spanish, while reassuringly patting my hand) Don’t worry, you’ll find your soul mate.